We do a NFL playoff contest every year in which you have to pick the games every week from the Wild Card round through the Super Bowl. Of course, every week, the teams who will play each other have changed depending on who won the week before. She just doesn't understand sports very well. I walked in on her while she was looking at the email reminder I sent in which I asked everyone to remember to pick that week's games.
D: I shouldn't say hello?
Another day and I am commenting on her strangely acute hearing. She nods and proudly says
Again, please understand, she's not kidding. She doesn't do puns. And I have to admit, there is that strange logic to it - a superlative followed by a number in both cases. If it was on purpose, I'd have to say she was really clever.
Sometimes, it is not what she says is mixed up; it's just scary. For example, she kind of likes to kill.