I haven’t done a Who said it?
in a long time. I think we are up to no. 13, but if I’m wrong, I really don’t care.
Jot your answers down and scroll down for the results after you are done. I can't figure out an easier way to do it. As usual, these quotes come from my own library and I make no pretense I'd do any better than anyone else if I didn't know the answers. They are meant to be hard but interesting. Quotes in purple. Apologies as usual for the formatting problems. I've been doing this 10 years this September and still can't handle it. I deserve an editor for the next decade.
1.
First I want to say that nothing ever is said of the white
man who waylays the little colored girl when she goes to market. Nobody has
anything to say about that. But when the Negro does something that is not
nearly so serious there is a great hue and cry.
I wasn’t to say that I never made
any statement attributed to me to the effect that I could get any white woman I
wanted. I can lay my hand upon the Bible and swear that I never made such a
statement. My father was a Christian and my mother is a Christian, and I know
what I means to swear by the Bible. I want to say that I never said anything of
the sort about any woman of any color.
I have been quoted falsely. The
newspapers and the public have taken advantage of me because of my color. If I
were a white man not a line of this would have reached the newspaper.
But I do not want to say that I
am not a slave and that I have the right to choose who my mate shall be without
the dictation of any man. I have eyes and I have a heart and when they fail to
tell me who I shall have as mine I want to be put away in a lunatic asylum.
So long as I do not interfere
with any other man’s wife, I shall claim the right to select the woman of my
own choice. Nobody else can do that for me. That is where the trouble lies.
a a. Jack Johnson b. Malcolm X c.
Muhammad Ali d. Clarence Thomas
2. Our American combination of capitalism and socialism
is far more successful than either the capitalism of our not-so-gay Nineties or
the communism of Russia; and this Hegelian synthesis was the achievement of
five Democratic administrations.
a a. EleanorRoosevelt b.
Will Durant c. Barack Obama d.
Richard Nixon
3. Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than
does knowledge: : it is those who know little, not those who know much, who
so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.
a a. Isaac Newton b. Thomas Jefferson c.
Charles Darwin d. Albert Einstein
4. Can anybody remember when the
times were not hard and money not scarce?
a a. John Adams b. Abraham Lincoln c.
Ralph Waldo Emerson d. William Faulkner
5. Try
not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.
a a. Isaac Newton b. Thomas Jefferson c.
Charles Darwin d. Albert Einstein
6. The History of mankind is one of
continuous development from the realm of necessity to the realm of freedom.
This process is never-ending. In any society in which classes exist class
struggle will never end. In classless society the struggle between the new and
the old and between truth and falsehood will never end. In the fields of the
struggle for production and scientific experiment, mankind makes constant
progress and nature undergoes constant change; they never remain at the same
level. Therefore, man has constantly to sum up experience and go on
discovering, inventing, creating and advancing. Ideas of stagnation, pessimism,
inertia and complacency are all wrong. They are wrong because they agree
neither with the historical facts of social development over the past million
years, nor with the historical facts of nature so far known to us (i.e., nature as revealed in the history
of celestial bodies, the earth, life, and other natural phenomena).
a a. Adam Smith
b. Woodrow Wilson c.
Mao-tse-Tung d. Bernie
Sanders
7. [T]he submarine may be the cause of bringing battle
to a stoppage altogether, for fleets will become useless, and as other war
material continues to improve, war will become impossible.
a a. Herodotus b. Robert
Fulton c.
Adolf Hitler d. Jules Verne
8. Sensible and responsible women do
not want to vote. The relative positions to be assumed by man and woman in the
working out of our civilization were assigned long ago by a higher intelligence
than ours.
a a. Dolly Madison b. Grover Cleveland c. Theodore Roosevelt d.
Warren Harding
9. The boy will come to nothing.
a a. Augustine Washington after George fell down
a flight of stairs b. Thomas Lincoln’s favorite comment about his son. c. Theodore Roosevelt Sr. after looking at baby
Teddy. d. Jakob Freud after young Sigmund relieved
himself in his parent’s bedroom.
10. When those countries have a man to
lunch, they really have him to lunch.
a a. Ferdinand Magellan on leaving the
Philippine Islands. b.
Joseph Chamberlain returning to England after the Munich Agreement c.
Ronald Reagan discussing African countries. d.
Barack Obama on an open mike after an international summit.
1. a. Jack Johnson, the first black heavyweight
champion defending himself when the powers that be sought to punish him – and
quite openly in many cases of winning the world championship from a white man
and for marrying a white woman. The prejudice that was seen from crowds, the
judges and prosecutors (some of whom had been social friends of his), many
whites and even some blacks is so disgusting, that we would have trouble
believing that even a prejudiced man these days would publicly express himself
so.
2. b. Will Durant in a letter to the NY Times in
1952 (Truman still president).
3. c. Charles Darwin in The Descent
of Man (1871)
4. c. Ralph Waldo Emerson in Work and
Days
5. c. Albert Einstein in an oral quote to Life
Magazine (1955)
6. c. Mao-tse-Tung from Quotations from Chairman Mao. But it’s fun to imagine it in Bernie
Sanders’ voice.
7. d. Jules Verne. Just because someone writes
prescient science fiction doesn’t mean they have any idea of what is going to
happen.
8. b.
Cleveland. He was probably right that a lot of women felt that way at
the time.
9. d. Sigmund Freud’s dad. I wonder what that really
meant.
10. c. It was Reagan. Only Donald Trump could
probably get away with saying something like that today. Magellan never left
the Philippine Islands alive. Chamberlain famously said, “Peace for our time.” Obama and other pols have said a lot of
stupid things on open mikes, but not that as far as I know.
5 this time.
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That's actually pretty good.
DeleteJust two right. Your choices were really good, there were too many that could have been said by several of the choices. Or, I'm an idiot. Hmmmmm.......
ReplyDeleteOr both.
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